Comments overheard at recent seminar/conferences - taken out of context
Tags :quotes humor
So we started collecting comments at conferences/seminars said by both presenters and attendees. I then forgot to post them until I added a few more in Chicago. So while I prep for Admin 2007 Europe, read and enjoy. While these are actual quotes, if we take them out of the context of the conversation, then it changes the whole meaning....
- They stuck lit cotton balls in my ears and up my nose. It was the best haircut I have ever had.
- As long as it's only that thumb
- Squeeze that in my mouth and throw berries at me
- No, I went commando that night
- You can't eat these fireballs
- It's like putting suncream in your mouth
And the granddaddy winner of them all..
- I don't like anything on my butt, only in it.
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On Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 by Chris Miller