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Comments overheard at recent seminar/conferences - taken out of context


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So we started collecting comments at conferences/seminars said by both presenters and attendees.  I then forgot to post them until I added a few more in Chicago.  So while I prep for Admin 2007 Europe, read and enjoy.  While these are actual quotes, if we take them out of the context of the conversation, then it changes the whole meaning....

  • They stuck lit cotton balls in my ears and up my nose.  It was the best haircut I have ever had.
  • As long as it's only that thumb
  • Squeeze that in my mouth and throw berries at me
  • No, I went commando that night
  • You can't eat these fireballs
  • It's like putting suncream in your mouth

And the granddaddy winner of them all..
  • I don't like anything on my butt, only in it.